# Mr. R.’s World of Math

LYRICS

My mother got a dog we named him Doggy Double
He’s the type of dog that was twice the trouble
I always sent hisĀ treats in a floating bubble
But he never ever ate them until they were doubled!

I only eat doubles,
I only eat doubles,

Well, I sent Doggy Double 1 biscuit in a bubble
He said “NO WAY”
I don’t wanna cause trouble,
But I only eat my biscuits once they’ve been doubled…

I only eat things after they’ve been doubled!

So I floated one more biscuit in another biscuit bubble
How many total biscuits had I shared with doggy double?

1 +1 = 2
I know

Now my I doggie double should eat them and grow!

Doggie Double barked yummy!
There’s 2 biscuits in my tummy!
You doubled up my biscuits
and I love a double treat!

Doggie Double barked yummy!
There’s 2 biscuits in my tummy!
I only eat in doubles because they taste so,
SWEET!

Did you ever get Doggie Double
to eat things that were single?

Well, I tried, but the same things kept happening…

So I sent Doggy Double 2 biscuits in a bubble

He said, No way! I don’t want to’ cause trouble,

but I only eat my biscuits once they’ve been doubled

I only eat things after they’ve been doubled…

So I floated two more biscuits in a
second biscuit bubble

How many total biscuits
had I shared with Doggie Double?

2 + 2 = 4
I know

Now my Doggy Double should eat them and grow!

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 4 biscuits in my tummy!

You doubled up my biscuits,
and I love a double treat

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 4 biscuits in my tummy!

I only eat in doubles because,
they taste, so, sweet!

Every single second of every single day
two plus two is four

Well I tried but the same thing kept happening

I sent doggy double three biscuits in a bubble

He said no way I don’t wanna cause trouble

But I only eat my
biscuits once they’ve been doubled

I only eat things after they’ve been doubled!

So I floated three more biscuits
in a second biscuit bubble

how many total biscuits had I shared
with doggie double

3 =3 = 6
I know

now my doggy double should eat them and grow

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 6 biscuits in my tummy

You doubled up my
biscuits and I love a double treat

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 6 biscuits in my tummy

I only eat biscuits because they taste so,
SWEET!

Well I tried but the same thing kept
happening

so I sent Doggy Double 4 biscuits in a bubble

He said, no way, I don’t wanna’ cause trouble

But only eat my biscuits once they’ve been doubled,
I only eat things after they’ve been doubled!

So I floated 4 more biscuits in a second biscuit bubble

How many total biscuits had I shared with Doggy Double

4 + 4 equals 8 I know
Now my Doggy Double should eat them and grow!

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 8 biscuits in my tummy!

You doubled up my biscuits and I love a double treat

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 8 biscuits in my tummy!

I only eat in double because they taste, so,
SWEET!

Did you ever get Doggy Double to eat things that were single?

Well, I tried but the same thing kept happening

So I sent Doggy Double 5 biscuits in a bubble

He said no way, I don’t want to cause trouble

but I only eat my biscuits once they’ve been doubled
I only eat things after they’ve been doubled

So I floated five more biscuits in a
second biscuit bubble

How many total biscuits
had I shared with doggy double?

5 +5 = 10
I know

Now my doggy double should eat
them and grow

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 10 biscuits in my tummy!

You doubled up my biscuits and I love a double treat

Doggy Double barked yummy!
There’s 10 biscuits in my tummy!

I only eat in doubles because they taste, so,
SWEET!

Every single second,
Of every single day,

Did Doggy Double ever eat something that was single?

Well, here’s the story of what happened next!

well I told Doggy Double that his habit
caused me trouble

I asked him to eat some things
that didn’t come in doubles

He said I should feel lucky,
and I should make a ripple

Or he’d call his older brother ,
whose name was Doggy Triple.