I looked in the air, To watch a bird fly, I got a surprise. Right in my eye… I went to the farm, To look at a cow, I stepped in its patty, Don’t ask me how… I went to the zoo, The sheep was real neat, But left on my left foot, Was a small treat… I went to the pet shop The rabbits were hopping,
But what can I say? So were their droppings! They had a mouse too, I hope they don’t sell it, Then under my shoe, I found its small pellet… If you wanna’ see things, I’ll give you the scoop, Stay far away, Or meet with the poop…