I was winning at football,
On PlayStation 3,
Or was it NFL Smackdown,
On my sister’s new Wii?

My memory’s dim,
Faded real bad,
‘Cause when I think about thief,
I always get sad…
My parents had left me,
They’d gone to the mall,
To shop for pea soup,

While I tackled football…

If my parents were buying 7 cans of pea soup that cost $8 each,
how much were they going to spend in total?