My parents came home,
From their trip to the mall,
They’d never believe,
My thief tale at all!
The thief was right here,
He ruined my cake,
The one you both made me,
With the oven on bake…
Mom looked at the cake,
The batter, she’d mixed it,
The cake looked perfect,

The thief must’ve fixed it…
You shouldn’t tell lies,
Said my nice mom,
This cake is untouched,
I tried to stay calm…
Thief was right here,
I promise you all,
Like he is every time,
You go to the mall…

I insisted to my parents the Thief had been at our house!
I actually told them 10 times a day for 100 days!
How many times had I told my parents in all?