My 10th birthday was here,
6 more than 4,
Not that it matters,
I don’t care anymore…
My 10th birthday was here,
And I was alone,
My parents had gone,
To buy me a phone…
They’d gone to the mall,
To phone shop for me,
A smart phone by Apple,
On AT&T…

But that doesn’t matter,
I’m telling you why,
Outside my front door,
Was the creepy bad guy…

If my new phone plan gave me 10 free text messages a month,
how many free text messages would I get in one year?