Something’s so gross, At the grocery store, I can’t fathom just what it can be… It’s greenish, it’s slimy, It smells sorta’ rotten, It’s the grossest green thing I could see! Somethings’ so gross, At the grocery store, Nobody knows what it is… It wiggles it wobbles, It jiggles it joggles, It’s dripping disgusting fruit fizz… Something’s gross, At the grocery store, I hope they can clean it up soon… It’s moving it’s spreading, It’s creeping it’s crawling, It’s shriveling up like a prune… Something’s so gross, At the grocery store, I’m thinking I know what I’ll do… I’m doing my shopping in a shiny clean store, I suggest you go shopping there too…