Mr. R.’s World of Math

My best teacher had 4 noses,
4 big feet with 4 long ‘toeses,’

Things that didn’t come in 4,
She tossed outside our classroom door…
20, 16, 12, and 8,
Made with 4’s so they’re “great!”
8, 12, 16, 20,
Hop 3 digits like a bunny!
Not by 1’s, 2’s, or 3’s,
Count by those, and she would sneeze!
Then she’d scream 4 times each day,
Listen to the things I say,
Count by 4’s so I don’t sneeze,
Count by 4’s oh please oh please!