Chef at my School
don't eat lunch there...
The chef at my school?
Let’s say he’s lost it!
Cooked up my baseball,
After I’d tossed it,
Into his kitchen,
Done by mistake,
Opened his oven,
And put it on bake…
He served up the baseball,
Topped with some sauce,
Spicy hot peppers,
The chef was quite cross…
The next day a football!
That’s what I threw!
Into chef’s kitchen,
He did something new…
He boiled my football,
With Parmesan cheese,
And served it to me,
With five buzzing bees…
Now what I know,
Is Chef has a law,
Balls in the kitchen,
Don’t remain raw…