I’d been doing math homework,
That spooky, dark night,
When I remembered the thief,
And got a real fright…
He told me he’d come,
Dressed in disguise,
Dressed as a goblin,
With 2 creepy eyes…

He told me he’d steal,
Digits from me,
Steal my math numbers,
Like fish love the sea…
I looked out my window,
And let out a yell,
An ugly man’s eyes!
The thief I could tell!
This wasn’t sweet,

This was real bad,
Like 8 x 2 is