It would get back my number, And make my chair clean! Thief, well he teased me, Na-na-na-poo-poo, Your little machine, Is nothing but koo-koo, I turned on my machine, I hoped that it’d work, It jumped and it snorted, And leapt up with a jerk… It groaned, It grunted, 5 x 9 times, Then it rang out 5 x 9 chimes..