LYRICS
Late last year, During Winter vacation, Dad got us our dog, Multiplication... He’s really a good dog, But sometimes brings trouble, Like the day I woke up, And noticed he'd doubled... Two dogs were there, I yelled, “Double the fun!” I had a big grin... That was 2 dogs X 1...
That’s 2 times 1 doggie, Say 2 times a 1, 2 times 1 doggie, Is double the fun!
CHORUS
Multiplication! That’s my dog, Multiplication! That’s my dog, Multiplication, Now you’re in trouble, Multiplied by 2, And now you’re double!
Now 2 dogs were cool, Wasn’t sure about more, But the very next day, I saw there were 4!!!! That’s 4 dogs for playing, 4 noses to sneeze, 4 bowls of dog food, 4 dogs to get fleas… 4 fetch toys for fetching, 4 leashes, one blue And 8 doggie eyebrows, That’s 4 x a 2!
2 times 2 doggies, That’s 2 times a 2, That’s 2 doggies for me, And 2 doggies for you!
4 dogs were a lot, But the fun was still great, Til’ the very next morning, I saw there were 8! That’s 8 dogs for walking, My greatest of fears, That's 32 dog legs, And 16 dog ears!!! Yes 2 times my 4 dogs, Was equal to 8, Now things weren’t really, So doggy dog great…
That’s 2 times 4 doggies, That’s 2 times a 4, It gave me 8 doggies, I hope there’s no more!
I really felt 8 dogs, Were more than enough, But the very next morning, I heard 16 ruff-ruffs! He’d doubled again, The very same way, I had 8 brand new doggies, That wanted to play!
That's 64 paws, And 16 long tails, And 32 eyes, And lots of toe nails!!! (256)
That’s 2 times x 8 doggies, That’s 2 times an 8, 2 x 8 doggies, That’s too many! Wait!!
Having so many dogs, Was an awesome fun, ride, And don’t get me wrong, I love dogs by my side, But 16 fun dogs, Was too many, I cried, So I taught Multiplication, How to divide! I was left with just one dog, Multiplication, And went back to enjoying, My Winter vacation!