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don't eat lunch at my school...	chef at my school
always look before you step!	watch your step
a nosy tale...	nose picker
it's always baseball season...	sid at bat
does it only work on hands?	hand soap
The tick that couldn't tock!	tick tock
How much ice cream can you eat?	ice cream!!!
birds flap flap	birds flap flap
What would you do to save a tree?	trees trees
To give or receive...	snaggle toothed tiger
Eek-A-Mouse	mouse
There's nothing like a rainy day...	raining
Something gross at the grocery store	something gross at the grocery store
Could it be true? How will we get to school?	someone stole the school bus
Does he care about anything?	wally so what
Have you ever been pushed too far?	fred frog & lou lillypad
I think you better eat your dinner...	mother cooked my footballs
what happened to poor little Bert	bert bromis
Fish	the life of a fish
How many hours has it been?	are we there yet????
The tales of the bike...	bicycle
What doesn't a dog like to eat?	feeding the dog
Is it really that bad to always be sad?	smile and the frown
Everyone has one...	special place
What would you do to get out of the first day of school...	new school
Some are and some aren't in the opposite poem	0pposite poem-meop etisoppo
What if books tasted good?	if books came in flavors
What if baby strollers had engines?	baby strollers
Should you be afraid of your dentist?	the dentist
Has your doctor been up too late??	doctors
Read the Halloween favorite by Mr. R.- 10 Chapters of Spooky math fun!	the not so great pumpkin