Mother Cooked My Footballs

My Mother Cooked My Footballs

Sunday

Last Sunday night at dinner,
My mother got real mad,
I wouldn't eat the refried beef,

I thought it tasted pretty bad...

Monday

Last Monday night at dinner,
My father lost his cool,
I wouldn't eat his broccoli toast,

That went against his rule...

Tuesday

Last Tuesday night at dinner,
My mother got irate,
I wouldn't eat the pickle paste,

I left it on my plate...

Wednesday

Last Wednesday night at dinner,
My dad was so enraged,
I wouldn't eat his salad soup,

He almost had me caged...

Thursday

Last Thursday night at dinner,
My mom was angry so,
She cooked up my two footballs,

With a bit of moldy dough...