Geometry Limericks
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A circle once said to a square,
"Your angles poke me everywhere!"
Try to be smooth,
It's the way you should move,
An iron can help you get there...
A triangle’s threesides once said,
I want a triangular bed!
To build it’s a breeze,
180 degrees,
I’ll paint its 3 vertices red!
A line and a ray over there,
Were lazy! An unlikely pair,
It might make them sore,
But they better move more,
Or get fat like a 4sided square...
The line and the ray had a spat,
Ray wrestled down line to the mat,
At least I don’t end!
Screamed line to his friend,
And ray had no answer for that...
A circle looked up with a sigh,
I wonder what’s in my inside,
She tested a rule,
They’d taught her in school,
Found it was rsquared times pi…

