Everyone knows,
Triangle's a bully,
Beats down the squares,
Completely and fully...
Pains the polygons,
'Til they say please...
Laughs at them loudly,
A 3-sided tease...
Why's he so mean?
This is my theory,
He wants a new side,
And that makes him weary...
Other polys possess,
More than 3 sides,
Tri's left out,
Not 'one of the guys,'
He'd like to obtain,
Side number 4,
But as he found out,
It's hard to get more!
Quadrilaterals,
4 sides!

Octagons 8!

Pentagons 5!

He feels so 3rd rate!

He's insecure,
It's always a bug,
So triangle wakes up,
And acts like a thug!
But maybe one day,
That 3-sided shape,
Will accept what he is,
And feel really great!