Geometry Limericks

A circle once said to a square,

Your angles keep curling my hair!

Being real smooth,

Is the right move,

My iron can help you get there...

A Triangle’s three-sides once said,

I want a triangular bed!

To build it’s a breeze,

1-80 degrees,

I’ll paint its 3 vertices red!

A line and a ray over there,

Were lazy! An unlikely pair,

It might make them sore,

But they better move more,

Or stretch to make a big square...

The line and the ray had a spat,

Ray wrestled down line to the mat,

At least I don’t end!

Screamed line to his friend,

And Ray had no answer for that...

A circle looked up with a sigh,

I wonder what’s in my inside,

She tested a rule,

They’d taught her in school,

Found it was R-squared times pi…