Fraction Limericks

 

A fraction sat sadly and said,
I wanna’ be one-whole instead!
The reason I’m sad,
Is pieces are bad,
Sometimes I can’t find my head…

 

Fractions, they do like their slumbers,
Sleeping like greenish cucumbers,
Dreaming of things,
The pizza man brings,
But mostly of being whole numbers…

 

One half, one fifth, and one third,
Always laughed loud when they heard,
That whole numbers tried,
To go and divide,
It always seemed pretty absurd!