Feeding the Dog

Feeding the Dog

I gave my dog some peanut butter,

Some bread and blue grape juice,

A garbage truck with junk inside,
A toy that had no use...

I heard that dogs eat anything,
And I just had to see...
He ate a shirt,

He ate my pants,

He almost ate up me!

I put some books in front of my dog,
To see if he could read,

He ate those books,
With a grin,
He's a special breed...

I put a pen in front of my dog,

To see if he could write,

He chewed and chewed that little pen,
From morning to the night...

The next day

He scratched,

And scratched,

And scratched,
He scratched too much for me,
So I got him some flea powder,
To chase away the fleas...

He ate the white flea powder,
He licked it nice and clean,
And although his tongue is kind of white,
No fleas are ever seen...

I gave my dog some dog food,

He stared at me in fear,
The food is still there in his bowl,

Its been almost a year...

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