said Norman.Chapter 13: Turkey for Thanksgiving Anyone? & Breaking a Code to Find an Instruction Manual...
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What the students saw
on the ceiling was a horrible and terrible thing. It was sick;
it was gory; and most of all it was disgustingly disgusting. What
they saw was a big red glob. It wasn't any old big
red glob (The students would have liked any old 'big red glob').
This was a living, breathing big red glob. I don't know how many
of you have ever watched one of your parents take the stuff out
of the turkey before they cook it, (you know the parts that no
one eats). Well that is what the glob looked like. It was a big
giant pile of drippy red turkey stuff that was sliding and gurgling
and dropping pieces on top of the students. It was attached to
the ceiling and it was slowly moving down towards the students'
heads!! A piece of turkey fell right next to David on the floor,
and then another piece slid down the wall and almost hit Serena
on the back. Justin was almost buried when a large chunk of the
thing came down just a few inches away from where he was standing.
"Help!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the students.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" asked a sleepy Norman
who had just awakened. He was asleep because he had fainted when
the insect shot the disgusting blue stuff on them. He asked what
was wrong again, but the students were too scared to speak. They
could only point up toward the ceiling.
When Norman saw what was up there he screamed,
"Get me out of here! Help! Get me out of here!" and
he ran underneath one of the leather chairs boo-hooing for his
mommy.
"Norman, don't be such a square!" shouted Justin.
"I'm not as square
as said Norman.
